Funny Pick Up Lines for Guys

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Are you looking for some funny lines to pick up a girl? These funny pick up lines are sure to tickle your bone. Whether you use them to pick up girls or just have a hearty laugh, here they are. But, be warned that by using these pick up lines in real life dating situations could lead to unexpected reactions. So use them at your own risk and discretion.

Funny Pick Up Lines:

• If you were an ice cream and I was hot chocolate, I would pour out my love on you.
• (write your phone number on your hand and say) I can read palms (open your hand) and it says that you are going to call me pretty soon.
• You must be tired today. (The girl would ask why) because you have been running through my mind the whole day.
• Did they just take you out of the oven? (The girl would ask why) because you are still hot.
  If a star fell from the sky, each time I though of you, then probably the sky would be empty of stars tonight.
• Do you have a map with you? (The girl asks why) because I got lost in your eyes.
• I must be a snowflake as I have just fallen for you.
• Is your dad a thief? (the girl would ask why) because some one stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
• Is your dad a terrorist? (The girl asks why) because you are a Bomb.
• Hey! Are you Gillette? (the girl looks surprised) Because you are the best that a man can get!
• I was going to say God bless you, but it seems that he has already done it.
• If you were going to be a new flavor of burger at McDonalds you would be called McGorgeous.
  Would you keep me if I followed you home?
• Hey! Do you believe in first love or should I walk past you again?
• I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
• Do you know how to do CPR because you take my breath away?
• Is your father an alien? (The girl looks surprised) because you are some one out of this world.
• Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
• Can I have a picture of yours? (The girl asks why) because I want to show it to Santa and tell him what I want for Christmas.
• These funny pick up lines can be used by guys to pick up girls. However as mentioned earlier they are to be tried at your own risk as they may bring in some unexpected reactions from the girls. If the girl is also in the mood of being picked up, then your job is done else you need some other help to get to your task.