Funny Pick Up Lines for Girls

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If you are looking for some novel ways to get a new date or if you are looking forward for a great laugh, then you have landed on the right page. Following are some funny pick up lines for girls to use on guys which can have a ‘great’ impact! However, be cautious while using them practically as they may not always have the effect that you want!

• Did you just fart? Because, my dear, you just blew me out!
• Does this smell of rag make you unconscious just like the chloroform?
• I know you don’t have any raisins? So, how about having a date!
• Are you working for UPS? I am sure you were checking out my goodies!
• I hope they have fire fighting equipments in place, coz you are smokin’!
• Have you been smoking? (No!!) But I am sure, you are!
• You have been behaving like a bad boy. Don’t utter a single word and just go to my bedroom!
• I am invisible. (Are you sure?) Are you able to see me? (Of course!) Well, in that case, how about tonight?
• You are hot like the sun and looking at you I am getting tanned!
• Will you help in finding my lost dog? I have a feeling he went in that cheap hotel which is across the road.
• Spending my life alone without you would be just like the broken pencil… pointless
• I hope you don’t mind if I stay here till it becomes safe there where I farted!
• May be you don’t know that your body is ‘Wonderland’ and I am Alice.
• If I am wrong, kiss me. Your name is Jude!
• I am a chocolate pudding that is looking like crap but is very sweet from inside!
• I can definitely tell that you know karate! Coz your body is kickin’.
• Great polar bear! (Are you out of your mind?) It is an icebreaker! Hi!
• You are so sweet…you are giving me a bad toothache!
• I am a tiny raindrop and I am falling just for you!
• Do you believe in God? (Why?) Coz you are the best answer that He could give to my prayers!
• I am lost… Can you guide me to your heart!
• Don’t be so selective! I wasn’t!
• Is the whether really so hot or is the room hot because of you!
• I was feeling a little off. But you are turning me on!
• If you were a drug, you would always be an overdose!
• Do you actually believe in hereafters? Well, then you probably are aware what I am here after.
• I know someone who thinks she might find you very hot. But if only I wasn’t shy, I would have told you her name.
• I am a raindrop and I am just falling for you.